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Mark created several game shows, including The Price is Right, Match Game, and of course, Family Feud. You can't but you don't have to dream of them, 'cause I'm gonna take them with me. What a life? Harvey: Name something that can ruin a kiss.Contestant: A mustache. And now, here's your host, ((insert funny nickname here), (first season only)) JOHN O'HURLEY!!! - Host (On a Face-Off buzz-in during the middle of reading a question), "The Judges are saying 'That's the same (answer)as (insert same answer).'." Anderson: Name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults grow older. - Family Feud Host (on the first Face-Off question; mostly said by Richard Karn), "100 people surveyed, top (insert number) answers are on the board. Dawson: Name a time that most people get up. We'll start by placing $5,000 in their banks to both families." Be good to your family/families. - Ray Combs (upon a strong shout sometimes whenever an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "Didn't make our survey." I've haven't heard this many laughs, since George Jessel passed away. Dawson: Name one ofthe Three Bears. With the star of our show, AL ROKER! (with hisAl salute)- Richard Karn (2002-2003), "Come on back tomorrow, you don't want to miss it/this!" Dawson: Name a question such as how old are you, that you might answer with a lie. . It's our last show, and I have to tell you, that whoever wins this and they play, normally they'll come back, they won't. On the one-hour edition of the NEW FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE!!!! Harvey: So, you thought that this answer would be just fine, in front of your mama and daddy and then your 90-year-old grandfather. I'm Alyson Hannagan! - Ray Combs, "I say it's time to play the Feud!" That's the wrong show!" Contestant: Wet! Arthur's Family Feud/Transcript < Arthur's Family Feud View source Introduction The TV shows a journalist standing in front of a partly destroyed building. YOU SAID IT, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF YOU COULD SAY THAT! - Steve Harvey (2010-present), "I'm Steve Harvey. Harvey: Name something you know about zombies. Karn: Name a country other than the US that is admirable.Contestant's family:Africa or Europe. [laughter erupts] Well, if it's still attached to the car, it would be dangerous. - Richard Dawson from the 1975 pilot, "Thank you, oh, thank you! Thank-(hitting the end music in the air with his fist) Thank you so very much, thank you for tuning in at home. HOO! N-E-K-K-I-D. (pointing at the board and imitating the sound of a answer been up there)Bing. - Louie Anderson (PlayStation), "Thank you,you guys. And now, here's the star of our show, give it up for STEVE HARVEY!!! There were people I know that got upset, that I kiss people; I kiss them for luck and love, that's all. - said coming out of the final commercial break since the show's incarnation in 1999 until 2010, "Your partner is off-stage with headphones on; he/shecannot see or hear your answers. Now, here's the star of our show, (insert funny nickname here), MR. RICHARD KARN!!! Call me! It's packed with side-splitting humor and charm. And now, here's your host, JOHN O'HURLEY!!! - Host about Tournament Finale, "For this game, though, we're changing things a bit. If you said the number 1 answer is (insert answer) [off-screen arrow/dart hits the Bullseye], you('ve) hit the Bullseye (on The New Family Feud)! You understand that don't you?". - Richard Dawson (on the first Face-Off question from 1976-1985), "We asked 100 people this question, and we put the top (insert number) answers (on the board). O'Hurley: Name something that everyone knows aboutAl Gore.Contestant: He's aRepublican. ", Ray: "Thank you (so) very much! - Ray Combs on the first episode of the CBS daytime version from 1988 [including a reference joke from The Price is Right], "Thank you. Contestant Kenneth: Your shoes. Dawson: Name a day of the year when you really want to be with friends. (insert montage)(insert celebrity team #2)! Contestant: Well, Richard uh, I mean Ray Combs: You can call me Richard. Oh, you gotta put your shoe. Harvey: When people talk about the big one, what do they refer to?Contestant: A man's privates. [time's up buzzer] Oh, to hell with that! Our thoughts and prayers go out of his family and friends. It doesn't matter I'm a pastor's wife, a ticket to Hell is worth $20,000! From (insert location here, followed in the first season by a rhyming couplet about the family name), it's the (insert family #2)!! 2023 Jeopardy! 4. Combs: You think that made the survey? I thanked my crew, and I thanked my director already. Harvey: "Freddy Kr- who the hell are youmarriedto?!". From all of us here at the Feud, youll be missed, Mr. Goodson. If player 1 makes a correct first guess, they get control of the round. Karn: Name a famous Jamie.Contestant 1: Jamie Fonda.Contestant 2: Judge Jamie Brown.Contestant 3: Jamie Star. Harvey: Name a place you hate going that might be more tolerable if you smoked pot first. Contestant: Willie the Pooh? Mama's Family; s1e5 - Family Feud - script; Search. First Published 05/06/20 07:36. read transcript. (insert contestant), look straight at me. Happy Birthday, America. This is Family Feud. (Our)Survey said/says!" (audience laughs and says "I am sorry")Contestant: (laughs)Harvey:Steve:"Family"! You know, you're not usually married in third grade. Contestant: In nothing. If you can't think of something, say "pass", and we'll come back to it if there's time left." [contestant buzzes in], Combs: Let me see "condoms" for $4,000. You got to try to find the most popular answer. (smacks lips) The first time I ever saw people of any color, was when D-Day left from my hometown in England, to go and free Europe from the war. Steve: Welcome to Family Feud! [Contestant 2] Oh, I've got a good answer to that [laughs]. - Steve Harvey from the first episode from 2010, "You fell short/failed to get/win the big money last time." O'Hurley: Besides America, name a country that starts with the letter A.Contestant 1:Asia.Contestant 2:Amsterdam. - Louie Anderson (2000-2001), "Louie Anderson's wardrobe is provided by Rochester Big & Tall Clothing." - Louie Anderson (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1999-2002), "Who's playing? Link 'n' Share. - Richard Dawson (going into a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1976-1985 and 1994-1995), "I need two players for $5,000/$10,000/Fast Money. I got time, seems like. Now sp-spe Original Airdate 05/05/2020. O'Hurley: If you wanted to become the nextHugh Hefner, name something you'd need to get.Contestant: I think you'd need to get someViagra. - Richard Dawson (whenever an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "You passed. [buzzer]. GENE: Because they love you, Richard. Harvey:You shut up, lady. I don't know nothin' that's up there! What are y'all clappin' for?! - Family Feud host (on the second and later Face-Off questions; Ray Combs and Richard Karn will not say the first line on the second and later questions; since 2010, Steve Harvey will not say the first line at the start of Round 1), "We asked 100 people these five questions." (thats in) Hollywood, Calif. (thats) 90028! "Introducing (all the way from (city, state),) the (insert family #1)(, ready for action (first and half of second season only))! Dawson: There are some street names common to cities all over the U.S., name one. [Contestant's answer: "A duck."] Harvey: How long could you go without buying something new. - Sudden Death rules, "Who'll/Who will play? I've had the most incredible luck in my career. (Thats) 6430 Sunset Blvd. This isnot good. Im sorry! - Said ifthe contestant buzzed in before Steve asked the question, "Welcome back to (the) ((Celebrity) Family) Feud(, everybody)! ", This answer will decide who will play for $XX,000., "We're giving you $500on the Green Dot re-loadable Prepaid Card. Combs: Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face. He didn't just folded his arms. "Hey, you can play Feud online anytime at www.uproar.com. ONE TALL STAND IS POSITIONED IN THE CENTER OF THE STAGE. (insert two winning family members). - Ray Combs (whenever the winning team is halfway through 200 points during Fast Money), "You had that on the other side." When we come back, we'll play Fast Money and a chance for $20,000." Don't forget to bookmark this site! Sure! - Ray Combs (coming out of the commercial break on occasion), "(insert score recap). Dawson: Oh, okaylet us see what he said! Contestant: That's my 90-year-old grandfather. We have two families gonna come out, battle each other, and try to win a lotta money, and a lotta money can be won! Harvey: (starts laughing) What did he want do to you? Contestant: She hiding somewhere, or a weapon. I Know! Contestant: Uh,can I say nekkid? - Ray Combs, "You need 1XX points. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends. The original host was Richard Dawson, but Steve Harvey runs the show today! Who's gonna play? (Somebody's playing for $10,000/$20,000.)" Harvey: Name a word or phrase that follows the word pork.Contestant: LAWN!!! Contestant: Vicks [VapoRub]. O'Hurley: Name the fastest-selling drug.Contestant:Marijuana. We would take a moment to remember him as a great man, who made our show a dream come true. Let's start the NEWFAMILY FEUD!!!! - Richard Dawson, "(Yes,) They did!" [BUZZ]. Contestant: $1.75. Sometimes, a contestant reads the plug. What is found in nearly every refrigerator? Harvey: Wehave a new device now called YouTube, you will be a amazing star. [strike]. The (insert winning team) won the game. Harvey: (starts laughing) Just Just shut up! - Ray Combs (to the family with the highest score can still make a possible win of 300 during the fourth Question [usually the Double Round]), "I'm only going to read the question once. - demo of the Fast Money round mostly said by Richard Karn, "Now, if you put together 200 points, you will win-" - Richard Karn, "Clear the board, and let's bring out (insert name)!" - Ray Combs during the Fast Money Round, "ZEROOOOOOO!" ), you (challengers) are the new champs, otherwise you (champions) keep your title! - Steve Harvey (said after the first half of Celebrity Family Feud). We've got two great families right here, and they're gonna battle it out for a chance to win a whole lotta cashy'all, and if you win it 5 times in a row, you're gonna be driving away in a brand new car." Harvey: We asked 100 men, name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16 Contestant: Said,the medical terminology. Combs: Their husbands? - Richard Dawson/Ray Combs, said when a player fails to reach 200 points in the Fast Money round. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD! - saidbefore the start ofthe Fast Money round, "Give me 15/20/25seconds on the clock, please! Since its launching, the "Feud" has gone through many changes, from different emcees to cancellations, revivals, and the move to syndication. Harvey: YOU ON FAMILY FEUD! Thank you so very much, hello to the Kakadelas family, welcome to the Del Campos! - Ray Combs because of a Fast Money Win, "Okay, (insert family), go back! If you said Milk, you had the Bullseye answer. - John O'Hurley (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2006-2009), "And remember, if you win five games, you win the brand new car." ", Steve: "Welcome to Celebrity Family Feud! You don't--we're gonna point to the board and this is the reason you'd dump a guy, ok? - Ray Combs on the first episode of the daily syndicated version from 1988, "Thank you. Let's go." Hollywood, CA. Alyson Hannagan: Ohhh! This template can be used for showcasing any sort of game content you can think of, including any Family Feud-type games. Thank you, America." I'm (your man)Steve Harvey. (On your marks! ", can steal and win (the game)/take us to Sudden Death. I'm sorry. There is no Fast Money. (1989-1994), 19992002: Combs: We asked 100 women, name something women borrow from each other. Introducing the (insert family #1 (and their names)), ready for action! It still continues to this day bringing new fans for every season it's aired. ", "300 is the magic number! - Ray Combs (whether or not there's one answer left to be revealed), "Not there!" We got a good one today. My daughter, and my wife, my two sons I love. (audience applause) Take a nice round of applause on that! O'Hurley: Name something out in the ocean that starts with the letter S.Contestant: Sea Slugs. Yeah. And the Mandic Family: Bonnie, Bob Jr., Bob Sr., Tim and Diana, on your marks! "- Richard Dawson, "This is going to be a little different from normal. - Ray Combs (on occasion during the Triple Round if time runs short). You fill it up. The sex jelly that you use. This is the greatest show I've ever had! OnFamily Feud, we have two typical American families, they come out, battle it out for glory, honor, the joy of winning, and a whole lotta spending money. O'Hurley: Name a way which you can make bathing a sexy experience. Combs: Name a liquid that people drink when they're sick. O'Hurley: Name a famous pig.Contestant: My mother-in-law. Dawson: Besides a bird, something in a birdcage. < Family Feud Edit Contents 1 Opening Spiels 2 Quotes & Catchphrases 2.1 Fast Money 2.2 Final Episode 2.3 Steve Harvey Catchphrases 3 Contestant Plug 4 Ticket Plug 5 Funny Contestant Guesses 5.1 Richard Dawson 5.2 Ray Combs 5.3 Louie Anderson 5.4 Richard Karn 5.5 John O'Hurley 5.6 Steve Harvey 6 Commemorative Speeches 7 Taglines And/Playing against(insert team #2) playing for (insert charity)! It's all about points. - Ray Combs/Richard Dawson (when the winning family member passed on "Blank" answer and got no points in Fast Money), "What did the/our survey say?" Ang magpipinsan from Caloocan, ang Abuel Family (Kharmella and French Abuel) vs ang defending champion, ang De Guzman Family (Cheska at Shane De Guzman). Harvey: Two of these people are teachers in the family! - Ray Combs from the first half of the 1992 pilot, "(Ray holding the microphone saying "Thank you!") - said before the start of the second half of the Fast Money round, "(buzz-buzz) Try again!" 3. Dawson:[laughs along with audience]This man's flying airplanes for us. Thank you. 1. s03e05 - Family Feud Tran script. Anderson: Name a talk show host you watch in the daytime. - Ray Combs (at the start of the second and subsequent Face-Off), "Welcome back to (the) Family Feud. O'Hurley: Name the night of the week with the worst TV programs.Contestant:UPN. Combs: Van Waylon. Thank you! Contestant 1: September. - Richard Karn (said at the start of the Triple Round from 2002-2003), "But be careful, because in this round, you only get one strike. Combs:[during Fast Money]A word used to describe a plane flight. - Ray Combs in the second half of the 1992 pilot, "Welcome to The Family Feud Challenge. (sustained, hilarous laughter ensues, with shots of Combs fake-fainting)Combs: Well, let's see if it's up there! So, write to us, won't ya? I just got this job! Have a great day (on CBS), and (we'll) see you next time. - Louie Anderson (going into a first commercial break from 1999-2002; although he makes funny jokes about the answers after the last round), "When we come back, I'm/we're gonna Triple the points." Harvey: At what age does a person struggle to stay up til midnight on New Year's Eve. Harvey: Little late for that. Let's have some fun." Richard served as a panelist on Match Game, of which became an inspiration for the Feud. "It's time for the Family Feud! Listen. Give it up for Steeeevee Harvey! Dawson: Real or fictional, name a famous Willie. - Gene Wood (1976-1985), "For tickets, just send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Tickets, CBS Television City, Family Feud, 7800 Beverly Blvd. Celebrity Family Feud Revival (2015Present): Burton: "It's time for Celebrity Family Feud! She said, "God God makes people. Besides, he hosted the very same show I'm hosting now! (ding) Clock will start/starts when I've finished reading the first question." ", 1992 Pilot (First Half): O'Hurley: A famous Christina.Contestant: Christina the Car. We'll settle this Feud right after this. The Bullseye Game means that one of these families could win up to $20,000. Combs: Name an occupation helicopters are used for. - Louie Anderson (Playstation), "Now remember, whoever's in the lead at the end of this questiongoes on to play Fast Money, and a chance for $20,000!" Thank you! You, (insert second winning family member), get out of here! What is the top answer to this (Family Feud) question: (insert question)? ", 2006 Gameshow Marathon episode: (got 8 points!). From 2002-2021, this was said before the final commercial break/fee plugs. Family Feud has been a part of the American pop culture landscape for decades now. If I been in the mirror, down the little girl down there, paper doll came down there. - Gene Wood (1981-1985), We will be back with more Family Feud with Richard Dawson in just a moment! - Gene Woods throwing back to Richard after plugs, "If your family would like to tryout for Family Feud, and you live in the Los Angeles area (or expect to be there), call area code [[2]]. "Harvey: Bald?Contestant: I'm offended.Harvey:Damn. ", "Wide open, (insert name)." O'Hurley: Name a famous giant.Contestant #1: The Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Giant.Contestant #2:Arnold Schwarzenegger. What is the number 1 Bullseye answer? (Right on Target!)" I got a penis look in back, in where, and all of the girls in the doghouse. If you've just tuned in, boy, we've got agreat one for ya! Oh, let us do right here, man. (camera snapshot)God bless all the little children in the world. As you can see, I got my feudin' clothes on today, complete with pocket square. Leading the team is the new next host of "The Tonight Show" Jimmy Fallon! Here's the star of (the) Family Feud (Challenge), RAY COMBS!!!". Use the sound effects app to play a right (ding) / wrong (buzz) sound effect. Dawson: Name a part of a telephone. Harvey: You don't want nobody to sit on it. (Upon a family with two strikes), (you clear the board,)your family wins the game. A purse? Playing against (our challengers,) the (insert family #2), on your marks! The number 2 answer is Butter. [ Joe walks up to the main podium, but Beldar walks in too far ] Okay, Doctor.. we're gonna need a little more room, big fella.. [ guides him to his side of the podium ] There you go, stand behind this line.. Somehow, he actually gets the Harper clan (including Ellen, but not Fran or Sonia) on . (second player heads off to the soundproof booth) (insert winning family) are playing for $10,000/$20,000!" - Louie Anderson and Richard Karn(said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win, from 1999-2003), "If it's up there, (and you have enough points,)you'll play for $10,000/$20,000. You know, our ratings weren't that good, and they were so great. Rank Video Game PowerPoint Template. [buzzer] Oh, uh pass. Contestant: Oh right, that was close in the area. STEVE: Hey everybody, how y'all doing today? What is the top answer to this question: (insert question)? Introducing the Najimy Family: Kathy, Dan, Alexandra, Tom and Mona, ready for action! The family introductions vary per special edition of the show. ", Celebrity Family Feud (2008, other episodes): "Tonight on Celebrity Family Feud, it's(insert montage)(insert celebrity team #1)! ", has a chance to win/force Sudden Death. Contestant: You got to keep it full, Steve. It's the (insert family #1) versus the (insert family #2)! - said during the second half of theFast Money round, "You said (insert answer). That said, the show *does* rerack questions. He was a producer in the beginning of the show, and he helped steer and guide the way that we went, and he and I fall a lot of times, but I tell you, that he is important, and I should acknowledge him, because he was the one, with me, that, we said, "Let anybody come on this show, anyone that could play this game, no matter what color or creed, no matter if they're in a wheelchair or they have no sight!". I'm Ray Combs, the new host of the show. Pork, he say upine, upine. - Richard Dawson on the first taped episode of his 1994 comeback. [This contestant demonstrated the hazards of buzzing in too soon during the face-off.] The survey says, the number 3 answer is Eggs. {turns to board] Shoes! To win, you must guess answers on the board and the player with the most points after three rounds goes into the Fast Money round! I havekids. Who's going first? We sure will. - Steve Harvey (commemorating original Feud host Richard Dawsons death in 2012), "Hi, folks, we have a sad news to share with you. His very small package. [audience erupts in laughter]. "Five dollars a point, total of $(XXX,)XXX dollars, and they are coming back to play again on Family Feud." Let's see. O'Hurley: A late-night TV personality you fall asleep listening to.Contestant #1: Jim O'Reilly.Contestant #2:Oprah Winfrey?O'Hurley:I didn't think she was a late-night person, but if you insist! Points are tripled, but you only get one strike. Here's the question." Karn: Name an occupation that begins with the letter "J".Contestant: A jackhammerer. That's what we're going with. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! O'Hurley: Name a reason a man takes off his toupee.Contestant: To show off. +Ray would announce the Bullseye answer after he came out. O'Hurley: Name a famous Betty.Contestant #1: Annette Betty.Contestant #2: Betty Washington. [ strike ] Ray Combs: Ooohhh.. two strikes. Then, the other family gets a chance to steal." To start the server, run the script found at /run/server.command.To start the client, run the script found at /run/client.command.Because the .command files are bash scripts, windows users will have to run them with a tool like cygwin.All server code is found in the /src/server.py file and all . I'm gonna ask you the same 5 questions, you cannot duplicate the answers. Harvey:Okay, what'd you say? Karn: Name a sport husbands and wives can play together. - said when a Fast Money win is virtually impossible, "We needed at least two people to give that answer; they didn't." (insert two winning family members). - Richard Dawson from his 1995 "America's Finest" week season finale. Dawson: Name something that has to warm up before you use it. Contestant: Maybeher husband's home. - Richard Karn (2004-2006), "I'm John O'Hurley saying goodbye for now." - (said when a host forces a contestant to give them an answer quickly or they will get a strike), "(insert number) answer(s) better/will/can beat it. I thought that was thestupidest answer Harvey: Name a kind of crack.Contestant: Crackhead.Harvey:(resignedly) This show is going to hell. Just get your ass (scores 3 points). That's me! Combs: Name the birthday men dread the most. O'Hurley: A magazine you'd hate to find in your child's bedroom.Contestant: Weapons-R-Us. Bing. - Richard Karn (going into a second commercial break from 2002-2003), "Remember, our goal is 300 points, so don't go away, we'll be right back." Discover everything about America's hottest game show, hosted by Steve Harvey. Hey Steve, what? I'm gonna say a few words at the end. - Richard Karn (usually said at the start of the Triple Round from 2002-2006), "Nobody (has)reached 300 points, so we're going to play Sudden Death." - Gene Wood (1988-1995) (Usually before the Second Face-Off) (Ray Combs/Richard Dawson would sometimes let the winning family member read the plug before Fast Money is played). ", 20022003: Dawson: Name the most lovable breed of dog. - Gene Wood (1988-1993). Dawson: [laughs] Cuckoo [laughs & crowd laughs] A foo-- How the hell did you people get on this show? I feel likeGene Rayburn. Combs: Wet [[laughter]] Shut up, or I'll kill you! - 2002-present. So stay with us." Just help me. YOU SAID IT, AND THEN YOU SAID "DO I HAVE TO MAKE YOU SAY IT AGAIN?" - Richard Karn, John O'Hurley, and Steve Harvey, "For this survey, we're asking/we'll ask youfor the Top/Number One answer only. The player that has control of the round will keep guessing and collecting points until they guess all . - Gene Wood (1985 Daytime Finale). I love you, man. Let's check the scoreboard." "Listen (very) carefully as we move (very) quickly." ", Host Introduction #1: "With/Here's the star of Family Feud, RICHARD DAWSON/RAY COMBS!!! I had the best staff you've ever dreamed of. - Richard Dawson (to the Controlling Family during the Triple Round if time runs short), "Top three answers on the board. I know where you're at, man. Alright, today we got great actors versus great directors. You need to focus and concentrate to get the money. Playing against, the (insert family #2)! Good ain't gonna sound right, the medical term is almost worse a slang term would at least make your ding-a-ling something. Welcome to Family Feud. That's my favorite answer this year. If you said the Number One answer is (insert Bullseye Answer), you hit the Bullseye!" Thank you very much. "Who's gonna play for $5,000/$10,000? Politician 1: You're not answering the question! O'Hurley: Name something people do to warm off on a cold day.Contestant: Have a glass of lemonade. Tim, give me your hand." And the winner of this opening round, will go on to face our championship family, the Kakadelas family, awaiting the chance to come back to the stage for a chance at thousands of dollars more! Send a postcard to: Contestants, Family Feud, 6430 Sunset Blvd. Combs:[during Fast Money]The month people shop for fall clothing. ", "This is Joey Fatone from Universal Orlando Resort in sunny Florida! - Family Feud Host, "We surveyed 100 Men/Women this time." And from "How I Met Dat Mama" Miss Alyson Hannagan! I was the first one to buzz in, so I'll just take my time answering this. Get online." While Ray wont be around for this revival of the Feud, we will remember him for being part of our family, and we will miss him. - Louie Anderson (commemorating former Feud host Ray Combs, who died in 1996, in the premiere episode of the 1999 revival), Hi, folks. Van Waylon we've got the number two answer up there,I'm pretty sure it's Van Waylon.