"When did it happen?". Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" Clint chuckled. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Peter wished he could have said that. Yeah, sure. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and Betty ringed the bell. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. You didn't tell me this!" He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. And no.. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. A shit-eating grin covered his face. No. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. *SPOILERS* It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. He didn't want to think about it. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. Tony purses his lips. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. He knows hers, too. "Peter!" They all thought that things were going to be better now. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. D'nt care. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. In case you wondered. He grimaces. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. Aunt May says and I shrug. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. Guardians: What if Harry Potter had a big sister? Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. You make a country-boy blush.. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. And horny. #pepperpotts WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? The reason for this stupid game? Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Write by: . It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! Yesh. That is until she meets Peter Parker. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. We're starting. Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. Clint totally called it. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. So we going for it, then? Clint asks, feeling way too hopeful. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Please consider turning it on! It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. Nope, Clint says. Ship? Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. The hottest boy in school. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. MJ, these are the guys." Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. Tony?. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Why, thank you, Anthony!. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Shuri Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. It tickles. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. Seriously? Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. Because because the strings! Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. Please consider turning it on! But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Requests are open! Dad questions and I flush. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. left kudos on this work! guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? It Multi-fandom oneshots. G'niiiiight, guys. ', But he did anyway. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. Clint wouldn't have pegged him as particularly bendy, but here he is, pulling off a move even Clint struggles with on some days. "Explain, now. Like any of them would. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? #pp #marvel #marvel Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. So I miss the sex.. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh. His name is Percy Jackson. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. 'f I were, y'd be dead. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. 196 guests Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? What could possibly go wrong, right?. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. Parker, you're in charge. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. "Peter! #steverogers Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. Or out of the bedroom. #watty2019. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! I haven't been there since I was a kid.. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Y/n grew up as most children do. Never have I ever filmed myself or had someone else film me having sex, Rhodey said looking directly at Tony. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. Ouch, back to last names again. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. "Language!" maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. Mmmmmmm, he says approvingly and wriggles a little. I've been good! Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. #geniouspeter Hah. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. Tss. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. It was Peter's 21st birthday. Would he say yes or no? The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. I know, Clint. Pepper Pots You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. as well as What if they asked about being robbed? Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? It was great to see you again Nat! "DUDE!" Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. I smell a demi, Brucie. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". I have an ally! They don't say good night. #wanda You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. Possibly from Clint. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Then Peter took a shot. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. You're going to bed.. That's why Tony will stop. An angry voice cried out. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. Fancy that., What? Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. Peter smirked. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. That's too easy. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. We gotta have that rule. "Excuse me" Natasha said. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. I'm not great at relationships. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". It's a weird, stiff laugh. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. Really? Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. "I'm Peter's fianc." MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. Nazi, Steve says. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. I don't know, Clint. DC Character Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes.